introduceyourlipstomine:

brendonurieinmypants:

me walking away from my responsibilities

That fucking head shake near the end.

introduceyourlipstomine:

brendonurieinmypants:

me walking away from my responsibilities

That fucking head shake near the end.

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actuallygrimes:

this is how i feel 

actuallygrimes:

this is how i feel 

(via stepbaby)


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religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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hellchesters:

And the silence will fall.

(via doctorwho)


loserfanclub:

benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u

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how do i relate to this so much

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vegetarain:

when your parents leave you alone in the houseimage

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tyleroakley:

sixpenceee:

mudcrabmassacre:

sixpenceee:

lukes-furry-asylum:

sixpenceee:

Can you find the hidden mother?

In the 1800s it was very common for mothers to be covered in fabric during children’s portraits to hold the children and keep them comforted.

That’s kindof adorable<3

I’ve recently been informed that half of these children are DEAD

holy shit

let’s play “try to spot which ones are dead”

1st one, 6th one and the last one, I’m going to hell 

DEAD BABIES ON MY DASH NO

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fatbellamy:

remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”

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JE SUS CHRIST NEVER lAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD HELOP ME

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superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

someone finally understands my love for monopoly

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other girls: straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
me: short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.